Tuesday, December 3, 2013

The Speaker

As the old rusty Professor Cumberpatch walks up to the stage he taps the microphone and screams "Does this thing work?" The entire auditorium cringes and expects a monotonous lecture, but they are quickly surprised once the professor begins his speech. "What am I talking about again?" Benedict hollers to his sidekick. A military man yells back "Descartes". "Oh yeah" Cumberpatch mumbles. "Well Descartes knew a thing or two in his time. He did not really care about science, what he focused on was math. He brought algebra and geometry together to make analytical geometry, but I'm not to sure if that was a kind service to our current youth. He also relied on logic. Math and logic. Descartes. If you remember that you can work at Google. Heh. Moving on,  He thought that everything should be doubted until it was proven. "I think therefore I am", no matter how odd, it put him into the history textbooks. That's it, I hope. Well, uhh, on a lighter note I would like to announce that the third season of Sherlock is airing next week. Thank you" A warm round of applause followed Professor Cumberpatch.

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